Ah, to be young, super attractive and raised in luxury. To be “born of the manor”, as they say. When you’re the child of fame, when your dad is one of the great actors of any generation, when that big genetic rollercoaster we all face saw fit to make you look Kim Basinger, you have the privilege of being called an Alec Baldwin “rude little pig” for everyone to hear in your formative teenage years and still grow up to be an independent and successful woman. All this wealth, fame and beauty is a kind of armor that you wear throughout life. It gives you immunity from the harsh realities of existence that we commoners do not have.

And in Ireland Baldwin’s case, that celebrity’s protective power is put to the test by the fact that his father accidentally shot and killed the cinematographer on the set of a movie he was producing.

NY Post – Alec Baldwin’s daughter Ireland has been criticized for her ‘dumb’ Halloween costume – in which she appeared with her boyfriend oozing fake blood just days after her father’s fatal shooting on the tray.

“So we stayed for Halloween this year. There are reporters and paparazzi hanging out all over my street, they’re super fun and invading my entire privacy, which is always a good time, ”the 26-year-old wrote on Instagram.

“We didn’t think we were going to celebrate, but we found some old costumes and blood, ate some really good food, drank tequila, invited a few friends, watched a horror movie and had no stuff. or candy… How was your Halloween? “…

“I feel like I’m taking crazy pills, what’s wrong with these people?” One person wrote on Reddit about the macabre display.

“It’s like I’m living in a simulation where everyone is doing the most inappropriate thing possible,” said another user. “There are literally a billion other possible Halloween costumes. There is also an option not to post this s — online. How deaf can you be ?! “

A third wrote: “Just why yyyyy ??? Where is the compassion ????? A woman is dead !! It was your father who caused it. Whether he is at fault or not is up for debate, but show some respect! “

Oh come on now. Enlighten the people. The whole point of Halloween is that for one night in the year, you can pretend to be whoever you want. And in the case of Ireland, she claims to be someone unrelated to a man who just accidentally put a live bullet into another human being. I mean, what do you want her to do? Just dress like a sexy schoolgirl? Where’s Halloween in there? It’s the kind of role-playing game that she and RAC can do any day of the year. October 31 is a night to put on makeup like the victims of a school massacre. Don’t dress like you’re cosplaying at a ComicCon.

And is she supposed not to share it online, out of respect for the widower and child left without a mother? Who can say when “too soon” is too early? And when you look as good as her, the real “inappropriate tone deafness” would be keeping her and her boyfriend to herself.

Maybe you could tell that maybe Alec and his family got down on one knee on that one. But that’s a big request from a Boston chick who’s spent her entire adult life lying about being from Spain and pretending English is her second language. Let’s just give them credit for sticking to kid-friendly costumes. Unlike, say, Alec dressing as a cowboy with blood on his hands.

So you keep doing yourself, Baldwins. For the rest of the crowd complaining about the relevance of it all, step down. Let famous people be famous people on everyday Halloween. And join me in supporting Adam Carolla’s idea that we are replacing the color codes on our nation’s terrorist threat levels chart with the Baldwin brothers, in ascending order of their insanity. Let us add just a few of the Baldwin women. Now they have earned it.